Halloween Costumes

[overdrive23]

What is everyone being today for halloween?

My girlfriend and I came up with a great idea for us
last night at a local drug store.

She's short and about 90lbs, so she fits into a size medium
in kids costumes (age 7-12); so she got a batman costume

I found an old man mask (comes with a hat that says: Kiss me I'm terminal), and have a bunch of other old man stuff from a visit to an old folks community. So, I am dressing up as a pedifile. I have white shoes, belt and a cane to go with the costume as well. I plan on making inappropriate comments and touching her in public all night; as well as offering her candy that I will keep bulging from my pants. It's gonna be great.

[javanek]

My wife and I dressed up as Guy Fieri and Paul Dean from the Food Network for the Halloween Carnival at our church. The only thing I really had to change was hair color and add the jewelry. But she is spot on for Paula. I think we're starting the get the rep of 'those people who are way too in this' at church. Last year was Cosmo and Wanda from The Fairly Odd Parents. Next, Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable. BOOYAH!

[RJK]

I saw a man with rope around his neck and tied together in nuce like knot that held a large plastic horse

A lady asked what are you? He said, Hung like a horse..................