Want Big Bicepts - here's how...

[jpez]

That guy in the pic looks too big. If I do your program will I get too big. I want to look something like... let's see.. umm... Brad Pitt! Will your routine make me look like Brad Pitt? Do you accept Paypal?

[Mouse]

That guy in the pic looks too big. If I do your program will I get too big. I want to look something like... let's see.. umm... Brad Pitt! Will your routine make me look like Brad Pitt? Do you accept Paypal?

Yes I accept PayPal.
To get the Brad Pitt look, you need to follow my Special Forces, underground, long forgotton, Soviet Bloc, secret routine , but........

....you will also need to take the correct dose of the new super antioxidant undiscovered blue-cranacai-berry.

Only I know the correct quanities to consume to turn your body into a 'Brad Pitt building furnace'.

These super berries are only available from me at a cost of $41.24 per months supply.
They are on a free trail for this week only - all you pay is postage and packing at $2.99*





*You are then tied into buying 3 months supply at $82.99 per month

[kidsoftheblackhole]

(a mod should clean up this thread. The same post has been made 5 times already ... )

H, are you willing to clean up... ok, ok.

[22Alpha]

This is gold!

[FilthyMcNasty]

(a mod should clean up this thread. The same post has been made 5 times already ... )

I'm willing to share these secrets of cleaning up threads from the Soviet Special Forces....but you have to pay.
I accept PayPal - grab the offer while it still stands for SL Members

[FilthyMcNasty]

ok, ok, sorry, just could not help myself on a dreary friday afternoon, sorry @ H

[Mehdi]

Do you have something similar for my calves? I have goatlegs syndrome.

[hardestgainer]

How about calf raises in the smith machine while standing on a bosu ball. Or better still wearing high heels is an effective way of building calves.

[FilthyMcNasty]

How about calf raises in the smith machine while standing on a bosu ball. Or better still wearing high heels is an effective way of building calves.

oh jeezuz , of all the images, sweaty, hairy , squat breathing lifters tottering around in Jimmy Chu's...I absolve myself of all responsibility for this egregious imagery, I need a drink!

...but if I was you I'd patent this quick, before some shiny chested depilatory orange personal trainer types beats u to it. Call it the Rocky Horror workout

[hardestgainer]

FilthyMcNasty, I have patented it and I charge an introductory $0.99 for the first edition and $200 for my annual subscription. Here are the results

[NotNowChief]

hOLYSHIT I am wearing stilettos 24/7 from now on. Not only will I look (and feel) more sexy in womens shoes but my calves will rival Dorian Yates. Thank you Mouse, thank you forever.

(This post may be used foir testemonila purposes so long as I am provided with soviet miltary bicep building secrets AND Vladmir Purins own AwesomeTigerKilling training regime).

[FilthyMcNasty]

There is a sick and seedy underbelly here. And all I can say is , .....its about time