It's December 24th. Christmas Eve. I have just left the gym, and it's 2 months since I started the strong lifts programme.
I joined the gym on the 1st September this year. That was a big step because for the 4 years before then I had done zero exercise and had sat at a desk day in day out, eating what I wanted, when I wanted. I weighed 70kg (154lbs) at 5 foot 10 (1.8m), but still looked frail. On top of this I was developing a pouch around my stomach and a layer of fat was starting to overlap my belt. Not a great look for a 23 year old man trying to mack the hos.
The duration of September was spent getting to grips with the standard gym isolation machines. This mainly involved copying what I saw other people doing. Mixed with a bit of cardio here and there, and with my new found knowledge of nutrition, I started to get into shape. My posture got better, I toned up, my shirts were a little tighter, and people started asking questions. I developed a split routine and looked forward to Tuesdays because this was my 'bicep day' and I would get that nice pump in my arms, just like the men in the magazines.
I developed a thirst for knowledge and although 90% of the information I found promoted the traditional split workouts, every so often I would come across information telling me that so called 'compound' lifts were the way to go. I delved deeper into the rabbit hole, and stumbled upon stronglifts.com
I was instantly sold. The information was so conscise and clear for beginners. What I liked most about it was the non-compromising stance of the programme. "I don't want to do this.. can I do xx instead" "No" "OK, so can I do curls on Tuesdays" "No". This confirmed in my mind that SL was a recipe for success and a proven formula. Stick with the instructions on the tin, get results. Simple.
I started stronglifts sometime in mid October. It was hard. The first time I benched on the free weights (previously using Smith machine), I had to drop 30% of my weight. And even then my core lacked the strength and I lacked stability so much that I nearly slipped off the bench. I felt defeated and that I was back to square one. Perserverance saw me through and as the weeks went by I concentrated on my form and began to up the weight. I was amazed at how quickly progress came and I seemed to be adding more and more weight each workout. Meanwhile I started to notice those in the gym on splits were stuck benching and curling the same weight they were 6 weeks ago when I first joined. I was the only one in the gym squatting.
Of course this is all just talk and mental masturbation without the stats:
Weight Before SL.................. 70kg/154lbs
2 months into SL......... 80kg/176lbs
Increase................... 14%
Bench press Before SL.................. 50kg/110lbs
2 months into SL......... 70kg/154lbs
Increase................... 40%
Squat Before SL.................. 40kg/88lbs
2 months into SL......... 85kg/188lbs
Increase................... 112%
Deadlift
Before SL.................. 60kg/132lbs
2 months into SL......... 87kg/191lbs
Increase................... 45%
Chip ups/Pull ups.. from zero to 3 x 7 (on a good day

I have completely changed my diet also. My favourite meals are fish and vegetables. I snack on carrots and nuts and have ditched chocolate for protein bars and shakes. Most days I am pumping 3500 clean calories into my system, which has no doubt helped me bulk. It's not always easy, but it has become a ways of life and I could never go back to my old ways of skipping breakfast and getting by on 2 meals a day.
The only problem is that my old clothes no longer fit me.. expensive hobby!
Here's the before and 'after'.
